Sunday, January 1, 2012

My 2011: A Recap

A recap of my year:

I worked a lot. Erica got a new job, and she works a lot there too. We moved at the end of April. Our new apartment is much nicer. We bought lots of furniture. We finally shaved the matted hair off of our cat, and he has been much happier ever since. We took a week-long cruise through the Caribbean in November. I started a home business, which should make a public debut early next year (2012).

Books read:
1. The 4-Hour Body, by Timothy Ferriss. Critics have been somewhat dismissive of it, but the stuff I have tried from it has generally worked pretty well. I recommend it.
2. Stages of Faith, by James W. Fowler. A bit slow at first, but an insightful treatise on religious experience across various faith perspectives. A good read for anyone who believes that his belief system is "the one true faith." This even includes atheists. (*Sidenote: most Mormons are stage 3 for life.)
3. Mormon Enigma: Emma Hale Smith, by Linda King Newell and Valeen Tippetts Avery. Probably the best book on early Mormon history that I've read to date. I highly recommend it.
4. In-N-Out Burger, by Stacy Perman. A good overview of the origins and history of one of the best fast food chains on the planet. I have a profound respect for the company, not just because of its quality products, but also because of good business practices (it pays higher wages and still charges reasonable prices, yet demands quality work from its employees. Which they are eager to deliver.)
5. An Insider's View to Mormon Origins, by Grant Palmer. The most honest review that I can give is to say that I'm really glad I read this book. If you want to know more about it, feel free to ask.
6. The Big Short, by Michael Lewis. If you want to read one book that describes in detail what happened when the global economy nose-dived in 2008, this is it. This book is essentially a brilliant piece of journalism, and Lewis is now considered a go-to guy by members of Congress who want to know more about the latest recession. (He also wrote the book that the movie Moneyball was based on.) Read. This. Book.
7. Les Miserables, by Victor Hugo. A timless classic, yet slightly different than what I had expected.

Movies watched:
1. The Green Hornet. 2.5 stars. Generic comic book movie, nothing special.
2. No Strings Attached. 2.5 stars. Not as bad as I expected, but also nothing special.
3. The Roommate. 2 stars. Essentially a remake of Single White Female. I hate giving Minka Kelly such a paltry rating, but the movie wasn't great.
4. Cedar Rapids. 3 stars. This stars Ed Helms (Andy from The Office), who is perfect in this role. I enjoyed the simple yet funny story.
5. The Adjustment Bureau. 3.5 stars. A rather unique sci-fi love story, but grippingly entertaining.
6. Take Me Home Tonight. 2.5 stars. A slacker has a coming-of-age evening. Set in the 80s. Kind of bland.
7. Battle: Los Angeles. 2.5 stars. Lots of mindless sci-fi action, and one of the most accurate portrayals of Marine Corps fighting that you will see outside of actual war footage. But still--a pretty ridiculous story and premise.
8. Red Riding Hood. 1.5 stars. As lousy and Rotten Tomatoes said it would be.
9. Limitless. 3 stars. A drug makes a guys supersmart, and he metaphorically sets out to conquer the world. Interesting and entertaining, but I didn't care for the ending.
10. Sucker Punch. 2.5 stars. Super cool action sequences and CGI sets. Weird storyline and ending.
11. Source Code. 3.5 stars. Probably the best original sci-fi film since Inception.
12. Hanna. 2.5 stars. Weird, a bit disturbing, but not bad.
13. Thor. 3 stars. A solid comic book adaptation, with good action sequences.
14. Bridesmaids. 4 stars. Hilarious! If you only saw one comedy this year, I hope this was it.
15. Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. 2 stars. I expected much more from this franchise. Each movie in this series has slipped a little from the previous one. At least the first one was really good.
16. The Tree of Life. 3 stars. An extremely artsy film, but one I think most religious people can appreciate. It causes you to rethink your conception of God, in a good way.
17. X-Men First Class. 3.5 stars. A very well-done and entertaining prequel to the other X-Men films.
18. Super 8. 3.5 stars. A great original sci-fi film, with solid acting performances from its youthful cast.
19. Green Lantern. 2 stars. Very generic. Nothing exciting. Ryan Reynolds does better with comedy.
20. Transformers: Dark of the Moon. 3 stars. I think the Transformers movies get a bad rap. They are actually enjoyable if you are in the mood for mindless action and special effects.
21. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: (Part 2). 4 stars. Excellent finale to an excellent series of films/books. Everything I hoped it would be.
22. Captain America. 3 stars. Another solid comic book adaptation.
23. Cowboys & Aliens. 2.5 stars. Mainly hype and special effects, but not much substance.
24. Attack the Block. 3.5 stars. A very clever film about an alien invasion in a London slum.
25. Rise of the Planet of the Apes. 3.5 stars. My only complain about this excellent film is that I felt like during the first half of the movie nobody was treating these aggressive animals with the proper care that they warranted.
26. Fright Night. 3 stars. A rare remake that I'm actually glad I watched, with solid acting.
27. The Debt. 3 stars. A gripping Cold War tale of a Mossad operation gone awry. Enjoyable.
28. Contagion. 3.5 stars. I think this movie affected me more than most, mainly because I am aware of the role that pandemics have played in world history, and that we are well overdue for another one, based on current ratios of population to resources.
29. Moneyball. 3.5 stars. A well-told story that's bigger than just baseball. Reminiscent of last year's The Social Network.
30. Red State. 3.5 stars. A compellingly freaky movie that explores the thin line between religious zealotry and deadly cult fanaticism. Kevin Smith at his finest.
31. 50/50. 4 stars. Probably my favorite film of the year. Asks the question "What would it be like to have a 50% chance of survival at a young age?" Great cast, with great performances.
32. A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas. 3.5 stars. I'm a sucker for this series of films. A delightfully raunchy buddy flick.
33. The Descendants. 4 stars. A very close runner-up for my favorite film of the year. Deeply moving performances, with a very honest feel. Yet just light-hearted enough to keep you from crying.
34. The Muppets. 3.5 stars. I wasn't expecting much, but was blown away by how clever and entertaining this film was. It made the Muppets relevant again. Catchy musical numbers too.
35. Hugo. 3 stars. A solid film, with captivating visuals. My only complaint is that it dragged a little, but that's common with Scorsese films.
36. The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. 3.5 stars. Gritty and raw, yet captivating. Not for the faint of heart. Closely followed the format of the Swedish film adaptation.
37. The Help. 4 stars. A gripping exploration of racial issues in the 1950/60s, that still manages to convey a relevant message for today.

TV Shows I watch(ed):
1. Pan Am
2. Attack of the Show
3. One Tree Hill
4. Modern Family
*I had very little time to watch television this year. At least I saw a lot of movies!

Places I visited:
1. Minneapolis
2. Southern California
3. New Orleans
4. Jamaica
5. Grand Caymen
6. Cozumel, Mexico

Major furniture items purchased:
1. Set of couches
2. Rustic dining room table
3. New dresser
4. Bookshelves
5. Coffee table
6. End table
7. Sealy posturepedic mattress and bed frame

My personal weight differential:
I hit a low of 160 lbs back in early April. I hit a high of 186 lbs. just before Christmas. There were ups and downs in between. But a 26 lbs. shift for a 5'8" individual is pretty significant.

Goals for 2012:
1. Attain a net worth of $1 million. (Hey, why not aim big?)
2. Lose 30 lbs. (Just to see what happens if I do.)
3. Run my first ever marathon (The Marine Corps Marathon in Oct) with a Boston-qualifying time. (This is why I'm dropping 30 lbs.)

Here's to a healthy, happy, and successful 2012!

Sunday, October 9, 2011

My Diet

My diet Sunday through Friday:

Protein shake
2 scrambled eggs
1 serving of refried beans
8 almonds
Tuna and black bean salad with mayo
Protein shake
Grilled chicken with either grilled veggies or salad
Protein shake

My diet last Saturday (*typical of most Saturdays):

Yogurt cup
Protein shake
Oatmeal raisin cookie
Cream cheese danish
4 fun size packets of Reese's Pieces
Elevation cheeseburger with 3 beef patties, plus all the toppings
Elevation fries
3 cans of diet Pepsi Max
Protein Shake
2 cups of macaroni salad from grocery store
Brownie from Au Bon Pain
Most of movie theater nachos (shared with wife)
Small movie theater popcorn (wife did not eat any)
McChicken sandwich from McDonald's
Protein shake

I've been doing this for 3 weeks now, and I've lost 6 lbs. I only go to the gym on Saturdays, and I usually walk about 2-3 miles per day. On Mondays I do kettlebell swings at home (alternating arms with a 35 lbs. weight. Start at 10 reps per side, then 9, etc. until down to 5 per side. Take no rests. Should take about 5 minutes max, and leave your heart pumping a mile a minute.)

And I feel great.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Things to Achieve Before I Die

Oh, blog of mine. How I have neglected you over the last few months. It's inexcusable, really. But if you want an explanation, I was working 60-80 hours per week for quite a while; pretty much since late February. Although I'm still pulling in 60 per week right now, I at least get my weekends off. Such is the life of a contract attorney. When the work is plentiful, you make boatloads of money. When it isn't, you cross your fingers and hope that you make enough to get by. Right now, thankfully, I'm in the former category.

When you work all the time, you start to daydream about what you would like to do if you didn't have to work at all. I've often heard that people who retire get depressed because they no longer feel like they have a purpose. I understand why that happens, although a small part of me thinks that those people simply lack imagination. I've gone through my own stretches where I didn't have either work or school, and they did tend to get boring after a while. But I also had the thought looming over my head that either vacation was going to end, or my new job was going to start soon, etc. So I wasn't really making any life altering plans or pursuing my dreams during those periods. I was basically filling time, which ususally consisted of sleeping in, getting some basic exercise, watching tv, going to the store, and doing a lot of cooking and reading. It's nice for a week. It gets old after a month. But if/when you hit retirement and you don't have anything looming over you in the future, you would think people would start to reflect on what they would like to do before they die, and figure out a way to do some of them. I understand that sometimes health and financial reasons can limit this, but not everything has to be expensive or require a robust physique.

So I decided to put together my own list, based on the things I would like to do right now if I had the means to retire early. I'm sure priorities will change over the years, but at least I can look back on what I was thinking at this moment in time. I realize that this is a "bucket list" or sorts, yet it differs in that I'm not including places I would like to visit, people I want to meet, books I want to read, etc. It's a list of things I would like to accomplish, which I feel would give me satisfaction when I look back on a life well-lived.

1. Finish a triathlon. Not a sprint distance triathlon. Not an Olympic distance triathlon. I want to finish an Ironman triathlon. That's a 2.4 mile swim, 112 miles of cycling, and a 26.2 mile marathon run at the end. The test of a true athlete. I'd have to say swimming would be the weak link for me. I could probably swim a breaststroke for that distance, with some training, but I would probably go so slow that I would get disqualified. So I would probably need someone to teach me an efficient freestyle technique.

2. Write a book. Of fiction. I've actually put a lot of thought into this, and I even have a rough story line that I've put together in my head. It will likely be called The Balancing Act, and will tell the tale of a young LDS man who leaves the church, falls in love with young lady, and through the course of the relationship discusses topics of life, religion, and ultimate truth with her. The relationship ends, she encounters LDS missionaries, and decides to convert. The crux of the story will be how they both find happiness in their respective journies, and how they each find what they were missing in progressing from one faith tradition to another. That's just a brief overview of what I have pieced together so far. There will also be political intrigue, heartbreak, and even a climactic car crash.

3. Learn several new languages. I haven't put a limit on the number. I know I previously alluded to taking up Farsi. I pretty much learned the alphabet, got really busy with work, and promptly forgot the alphabet. I'm sure it would come back to me quickly. So I would start with Farsi, probably branch out to Portuguese, then maybe try my hand at something like Korean. If you've got free time and some good study materials, then I figure an intelligent person can become fully functional in a new language within a year. Seems entirely possible to me.

4. Go back to school for some additional degrees. You would think that a B.S. and a J.D. would be enough. Not so. There are so many other things I would like to become somewhat of an expert in. The three likely contenders would be: an M.A. in Theology, a Ph.D. in Economics, or an M.A. in Counseling/Therapy. Theology, because I am very interested in giving some serious study to biblical texts and origins, as well as language and translation. I feel like my own church is severely lacking in this area. For example, I recently found out that the King James version of the Bible is not the most accurate translation, despite the rumors I have constantly heard at church. (The New International Revised version or New American Standard are two of the best translations.) Economics, because I feel like so many people in this field sell out to the highest bidder, and I want to get past all of that so I can draw more accurate conclusions. Counseling, because I think the LDS community needs more good therapists, people who can get to the real heart of a matter, instead of merely offering the same sort of shallow, canned answers you sometimes get at church.

5. Record a music album. I want to get good at using digital effects to create drum tracks, bass grooves, and other sound effects. Then I want to edit them all together to create an audio track that I can accompany live with my electric guitar. I would literally be a "one man band." I figure that the technology is here, so why not be one of the first to try it? Maybe even spruce it up with a pre-designed laser light show or other special effects. With the right equipment and ingenuity, it could be way exciting.

6. Get trained as a chef. I realize this could also fit under #4, but it just felt like a separate point to me. I don't need any sort of degree or certification. I just want to gain a lot of cooking skills, so that I could run a small kitchen or create exquisite masterpieces for dinner guests from time to time. Essentially, I want to become an incredible amateur chef. So I'll need some additional training.

That's about it for now. I just need to get rich, retire early, and start pursuing my dreams. Easier said than done. So, dear reader, what are the things on your list?

Monday, April 4, 2011

Book Review: Mormon Enigma - Emma Hale Smith

To whom it may concern:

I am an amateur LDS church historian. I think the seeds were planted in my at a rather young age. When I was about 9 or so, I read the Book of Mormon in its entirety. My decision to do this had to do with the fact that my mother was my sunday school teacher at the time, and she was bribing our class with a candy bar upon completion of each of the major books in the BofM (2 for Alma). Since the candy was at home, I could claim a bar immediately upon completion of each book. Also, there was another student in our class with whom I got into a friendly competition to see who could complete the whole thing first. The combination of immediate candy and healthy competition allowed me to read the whole thing. The upside: I won the competition. The downside: I retained very little of the information I had read in such a short time (it was literally only a couple of weeks).

By the time I completed my freshman year of college, I had read through the BofM an additional three times. I was quite acquainted with all of its stories and history. During that freshman year, I also took the first of three courses in Mormon church history. It covered basically the church chronology from Jos. Smith Jr.'s birth through his death. When other missionaries left for two years without knowing much about their church other than the basics taught in sunday school, I was already well-versed in both BofM history and early modern church history. This helped me feel like I had a very grounded testimony of our church, warts and all. To me, places like Kirtland OH, Jackson County MO, and Nauvoo IL weren't just a jumbled list of locations; they were important locations in the early history of my people.

It also prepared my testimony for some of the more difficult aspects of our faith. I wasn't shaken when confronted with stories about JS digging for gold during his youth (he did, mainly for the money he was offered), translating the BofM by looking into a smooth stone placed into a hat (he did), receiving a revelation to start a bank that ended up losing its investors all of their invested funds (yeah, that happened), or the polygamy question (JS married over a dozen women, many of whom were teenagers). All of these could be difficult things to hear out of the blue, but I wasn't shaken because I had learned of them all within their appropriate context in church history. When I hear about people leaving the church in their mid-life after discovering these things, I somewhat pity them for having built up the church into such a perfect straw-man in their minds, because their bubble was bound to eventually burst. To me, the gospel of Christ is perfect; the church will inevitably be flawed in various respects, especially as our population grows increasingly larger and more far-flung. Consider, for example, the plight of homosexual youth in our church. Our church simply has not come up with a good way to deal with this dilemma, meanwhile gay members are leaving the church in droves. It's not because they don't have a testimony of Christ's gospel -- it's just that the church basically offers them a Sophie's Choice of lifelong celibacy or eternal damnation for acting in accordance with their biological wiring. I'd probably make the same choice as many of them, were I to be placed in their situation.

I remember getting into an argument with one of my missionary companions after correcting him (politely) over a statistic regarding polygamy. He mentioned to an investigator that polygamy had never been practiced by more than 3% of the church at any time (who in their right mind discusses polygamy with an investigator! Oy vey). This was based on a number from a book written by Gordon Hinckley several years before becoming president of the church. It was also later proven to be incorrect, as historical records from Utah in the late 1800s show that the incidence of polygamy in the adult population was probably somewhere between 30-50%. Our missionary companionship was severely strained throughout the following weeks, but he was fortunately placed elsewhere during the next set of transfers. Sometimes knowing the full history doesn't win you friends with those whose faith is based on a simpler (albeit incorrect) belief.

As a missionary, I had a copy of the church history manual with me for much of the time, and I read through it at least twice. After returning to BYU post-mission, I enrolled in the second course of church history. It was a fascinating course, and I wrote a 10 page research paper on the Mountain Meadows Massacre. Long story short, the massacre was an evil deed committed by local leaders in southern Utah, acting independently of church leadership in Salt Lake City. But Brigham Young probably could have handled the situation much better, especially in the aftermath. As it stands, one man was basically "thrown under the bus" for the whole situation, and was eventually executed, while the others involved essentially were allowed to escape justice.

The church historian in me was basically set aside as I finished up my undergraduate studies and moved on to law school. Other interests and responsibilities occupied my time for several years. Recently, however, I have returned to my church history interests, as I moved into the work force and no longer have textbook after endless textbook to read each evening. I have found many sources to be very helpful in this pursuit, although I must first preface their disclosure by stating that their is a common bias in history: It tends to be written by the winners. Imagine what German textbooks would look like today if Hitler had succeeded (fortunately, he did not). Instead, WWII history is told from the point of view of the Allies. You would get a very interesting, enlightening, and markedly different history if you looked at the records of German peasants from that era, or even those of country folk from places like Poland or Belarus. But to get the most accurate picture of what really happened, you would probably want to investigate sources from as many different perspectives as possible. Reading the history from only the winners' perspective will not paint the whole picture.

That being said, I have been careful not to delve into sources that merely exist to criticize the church or its doctrines. Just as I would not read a U.S. history book that attempts to explain how evil our nation is, nor would I read a history of my church that only wants to paint us as evil and misguided people. I have chosen sources that are meant to complement or offer a different perspective from that of the materials from my church which I have already explored in depth. My future reading list includes Joseph Smith: Rough Stone Rolling by Richard Bushman, as well as a psychological textbook on religion called Stages of Faith, by James Fowler (I'm a stage 4!). Additionally, I am an avid listener to several Mormon-themed podcasts, notably Mormon Stories, Mormon Matters, and Mormon Expression. But the source that I want to discuss today is the fascinating book Mormon Enigma: Emma Hale Smith, by Linda King Newell and Valeen Tippetts Avery, first published in 1984.

Although the life of Joseph Smith Jr. receives much attention from LDS scholars and church members alike, the story of his wife, Emma Smith, rarely receives much attention in the modern church. She plays a prominent role in church history during her marriage to Joseph, even becoming the first president of the Relief Society of the church, but is essentially forgotten once Joseph is murdered and the Quorum of the 12 decide to move the church to the Utah Territory. A part of me had always wondered what became of her after the westward migration, since all I knew was that she had stayed behind in Illinois.

Perhaps a good synopsis of this book should start with her marriage to Joseph. Emma, a well-educated woman, was truly a perfect complement to Joseph. What he lacked in shrewdness and education, Emma more than made up for. While he was the charismatic and visionary face of the church, she was a very practical and thoughtful woman who could more than hold her own. She was intensely spiritual and well-versed in the Bible. While Joseph struggled with the ways and means of organizing and leading a church, Emma struggled with the ways and means of running her household and caring for her family, in addition to her growing responsibilities within the church with regards to the Relief Society. Lastly, she stood right beside Joseph as he endured some of the harshest trials that anyone could be put through.

Her history also helps paint a picture of Joseph as a flawed individual, somewhat removed from the highly-revered status that he retains within traditional church accounts. Through examination of her personal records, as well as those of her husband, sons, and close associates, we learn that Joseph had a temper, was somewhat naive (especially with regard to the law), and was often a poor judge of character. Unlike the leaders of the modern LDS church, who have been prepared for their offices through years of church service, Joseph was basically thrust into the role of prophet without any formal training. He was bound to make many errors along the way, and no one was closer than Emma to observe this.

We also learn the back story behind several doctrines unique to the LDS church. For example, the Word of Wisdom came about after Emma got tired of the smoky mess that became of the room where early church leaders would meet, as she was the one who generally cleaned up after them. After several complaints to her husband, Joseph received a revelation that basically advised the membership against drinking most forms of alcohol or partaking of tobacco. Some of the men complained that the women weren't being asked to give up anything, and so it was decided that coffee and tea were also to be given up (because they were favorites of the women), just to be fair. This revelation was never presented as a binding standard of worthiness, as evidenced by anecdotes of Joseph drinking from time to time with associates, or his approval of Orrin Porter Rockwell's construction of a tavern across the street from Joseph's house in Nauvoo. (*For an interesting read on the history of the Word of Wisdom, look here.)

Polygamy also factored heavily into early church history, and Emma perhaps played the key role in the development (if you can call it that) of the doctrine. To put it bluntly, Emma never agreed with the idea of polygamy. She considered it evil, and never believed that its practice had been divinely revealed to her husband. Although Joseph secretly married several wives, Emma never fully agreed to the arrangement, and refused to give a public approval of the doctrine. This is likely why polygamy was never openly practiced within the church during Joseph's lifetime, although opponents of the church were fully aware of what was going on. Several difficult facts also became apparent through this ordeal. Joseph's plural marriages generally consisted of little more than him telling certain women that God had appointed them to be his wives and that their salvation depended upon it. Joseph would sleep with them from time to time, yet have them stay with their relatives rather than living in some type of polygamous compound with him and Emma.

Several members also left the church at this time, largely over disagreement with the practice of polygamy. Many people who knew what Joseph was doing simply stopped believing in his as a prophet. Another extremely difficult nugget to swallow is that, prior to the revelation regarding polygamy, Emma recorded that she had caught her husband in bed with a woman who had been boarding with them for a time, although it is not exactly clear if she was specifically referring to sexual relations between the two. During the last year of his life, Emma also recorded that Joseph told her that the revelation regarding polygamy had been a false revelation. A similar claim was made by a handful of other sources. However, many prominent men in the church had already started taking on plural wives, and so perhaps a snowball effect is what kept the doctrine alive as the membership later moved to Utah. An honest read of the materials does leave doubts as to whether the doctrine had ever been divinely inspired.

A few months prior to Joseph's death, several sources, including Emma, recorded that Joseph blessed his 11 year old son, Joseph III, that he would eventually inherit the role of prophet and leader of the church. Unfortunately, Joseph was killed shortly thereafter, and his young son was in no way equipped to be a prophet. In the aftermath of the martyrdom, Emma was left with the very difficult task of grieving, caring for her family, and looking after the vast expanse of properties and debts that her husband had acquired during the last decade of his life. This was coupled with the increasing threats of mob violence from groups all across Illinois. Brigham Young basically declared that the property held by Joseph Smith was technically church property, while Emma claimed that much of it belonged to her family. If Brigham was to take the property, Emma would be on the hook for the debts, but would have nothing to show for it. Financially speaking, she would be destitute. Fortunately, she was able to secure some of the property and eventually pay off many of her husband's debts, although it would take her years to do so. Brigham Young, knowing that Emma vehemently opposed plural marriage, used the situation to attempt to leverage Emma into publicly supporting the 12 and polygamy. If she were to move to Utah and support the church, she would be financially taken care of and her boys would eventually be given leadership positions within the church. If not, she would essentially be cut off from all of their help. Because of her strong disbelief in polygamy, she chose the latter option. From that point on, Brigham basically villified her to the general body of the church out in Utah, and claimed that she had brainwashed her sons into falling away from true church doctrines.

Emma remained in Nauvoo, and eventually the mob situation settle enough so that she could go on living. Several thousand church members had stayed in the east, many of whom had been opposed to polygamy and Brigham's leadership of the church. Emma eventually married a man named Lewis Bidamon, who was not a religious man, although he held many traits in common with Joseph. He also treated Emma and her children very well, and was in many respects the only father that some of her children ever knew.

Once Joseph III entered his 20s, he was approached by some of the members in the east who wanted him to lead their church, as they believed that Brigham Young had lead the main church body astray. Joseph declined the offer, as he understood the difficulties that his father had endured as a prophet. However, after the death of one of his young children a few years later, Joseph declared that he had received divine guidance that he should follow in his father's footsteps and guide the church in the east. This was the beginning of the Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. At this time, the only real difference between this church and the Utah church concerned the practice of polygamy, which the Reorganized church completely opposed. The Reorganized church sent several missionaries out to Utah at various times, and thousands of people were converted to their branch of the faith over the ensuing decades. Joseph led the church until his death in 1914, at which point one of his sons took his place. Emma joined the Reorganized church, and for the remainder of her life fully supported her son as its leader.

I absolutely love the perspective that this book gave on early church history. It was also refreshing to learn of the origins of the RLDS church (now known as the Community of Christ), something that is never discussed at all in the modern LDS church. Emma Smith was a fascinating woman, and endured more in her life than perhaps any other woman in the church during that era. For almost a century, she was villified by the LDS church for basically not following Brigham Young to Utah and supporting polygamy. Perhaps hers is the last laugh, as the church eventually had to abandon polygamy in order to avoid the persecution that it elicited from the U.S. government (although it would be much more accurate to say that the government was really afraid of the complete blending of religion and politics in the Utah Territory, and polygamy was just the pretext for arresting church officials). Fortunately, her legacy has been largely restored in modern LDS circles, thanks in no small part to this wonderful book.

If any of you have questions about Emma Smith or this book, I'd be glad to answer them for you. Also, I highly recommend obtaining a copy of this book, which can be done fairly cheap if you buy used on Amazon.

Friday, March 11, 2011

David Beats Goliath Within the OODA Loop

I came across an interesting article online today. (Sidenote: I may start subscribing to The New Yorker; I have been very impressed with many of its articles.) The gist of it is that a traditionally weaker opponent can beat a stronger one by studying the rules of the game, figuring out the weak spot or "choke point" of the opponent, and then exploiting it to the advantage of the weaker opponent until victory is achieved. The article is long, but I highly recommend it if you have about 15 minutes to spare.

This concept is very similar to an idea I came across in Quantico called the OODA Loop. OODA stands for Observe, Orient, Decide, and Act. This "loop" is basically how humans process information and react to situations. We are constantly observing and reacting, hence this process follows a loop: as we react, we take in new information, and repeat the cycle. As used in military training, the idea is to get within the loop of your opponents, thereby gaining the advantage. Do something unexpected to throw them off guard, and the increased time it will take them to orient and decide will give you a window within which to exploit their weaknesses. The idea originated from a fighter pilot who realized that acting quickly and counter-intuitively upon first engaging an enemy jet would cause enough confusion to allow him to shoot the jet down. He did this by drastically altering speed and/or direction within a very short amount of time of engaging in the fight. This was one of my favorite lessons during Marine officer training. (Sidenote 2: much of officer training was designed to create confusion in chaos, thereby allowing the trainers to get within our OODA loops and exploit our weaknesses. Then they weeded out the ones who didn't adapt quickly enough to the stress.)

Reflecting upon these two pieces of information caused me to recall a story from my own life where I learned firsthand how effective this logic could be. The event took place when I was barely 14 years old, and a few weeks prior to beginning high school. At the time, I was a short and fast young buck, with aspirations of joining the track team in the fall. I knew I could run faster than any of my friends, which served me to advantage from time to time with backyard sports. But I was by no means the fastest kid in school; rather, I was just considerably faster than average, and nothing more.

I lived about 3 tenths of a mile from our local church building, in a quiet suburban area of southern California. The streets from the church to my house were constructed kind of like one of those annoying pieces in Tetris--the ones that are shaped like boring version of a lightning bolt, are really difficult to place, and always seem to drop at the most inconvenient time. Every Wednesday night was a youth group activity, where all the teenage boys would get together and create havoc of some sort, generally of a basketball nature. I would walk there and walk home, since I lived so close. I had brothers close in age to me, and they would do the same.

One evening, upon ending our activity, one of our advisors offered me a ride home. I declined, stating that I would walk. My brother was also walking. Someone in the car suggested that I race the car to my house, since it was known that I was pretty fast. I think I even enlisted my brother, stating that we would both beat the car. And there it was: the challenge had been thrown down, and the contest of man/men vs. machine was about to begin.

Obviously, the fastest man alive can't beat even the crappiest of cars over paved roads for a third of a mile. This may have been why some of the guys in the car were chuckling at me for making such a bold assertion. But I had an ace up my sleeve. I knew that if I prevented the car from going faster than me, it would never beat me to my house. This is why I had to enlist the aid of my brother. He was crucial to my potential for success (although, tragically, his inability to grasp the overall strategy also sewed the seeds for our failure, as will be explained).

Our (my) strategy was thus: once we were out of the church parking lot, we would wait for the car to hit the road, and then jog slowly directly in front of it. If the car would try to swerve to the side to get around us, we would space out enough to maneuver in front of it. Imagine if you and your friend are driving down a 2-lane highway, side by side, and a car comes up behind and wants to pass. So long as the two of you remain side by side, the third car cannot get around you. You have frustrated its ability to go faster than you. My strategy was the same in this instance, but it required a partner in crime in order to effectively choke off the ability of the car to get around both of us. If it had been just me, the street was too wide and I wouldn't have been able to stay in front of it.

Unfortunately, this strategy also required faith that the car wouldn't clip us or run us down. Initially, it's a bit nerve-wracking to run down the street with a car close on your heels. Instinctively, you feel as if you should move out of the way. Danger signals go off in your brain, because you are doing something unexpected, something that you have been taught your whole life not to do. (Don't go playing in the street!) Being the astute young man that I was, I had determined ahead of time that breaking social norms by running in the road was acceptable once you let go of your mind-block. I had also determined that my youth leader from church was upstanding enough to not let his car come within about 10 feet of the crazy teenage boy in front of him, as even an accidental clip could cause serious injury. Things like that are generally prosecuted as reckless driving or attempted murder, no mater how crazy the teenage boy may have appeared.

My brother failed to grasp both of these details. As we were jogging side by side down the middle of the road, spaced about 8 feet apart, I kept telling him to stay in front of the car. He had such a worried look on his face, as though he was going to get mowed down at any moment. I had to constantly shout at him and reassure him that he was going to be fine. Since this was a very quiet neighborhood, there were no other cars on the road. We got about halfway home before my brother finally caved in and moved over to the sidewalk, allowing the car full of my peers and youth advisor to breeze on by, shouting in victory and honking the horn before parking in my driveway 200 yards down the street. I think that he was afraid of getting run over. So long as we held tight to our plan, the car had been unable to drive past us. But once fear and uncertainty overcame my brother's resolve, he faltered and we lost.

Had this plan been successful (by being followed exactly), it would have been a perfect example of the strategies outlined in the links up top. Similar to a martial-art like jiu-jitsu, it focused on finding the weak point of the opponent and exploiting it to achieve victory. You don't have to be bigger/faster/stronger/wealthier to win; you just have to have a greater resolve and a perfect understanding of the rules of play, as well as an unexpected approach to catch the opponent off-guard. I very much doubt that my church advisor had expected that I would run directly in front of his car the entire time, and that unexpected action almost bought me a seemingly impossible victory.

One of my next moves in life will be to apply these principles to politics, in time for the upcoming 2012 elections. To see how much my actions can change events that seem way beyond me. (And be warned, dear readers: I am a very staunch Democrat...)

Saturday, March 5, 2011

This Will Blow Your Mind!

To start, I would like everyone to link to D&C 89, and contemplate verse 17 in particular for a moment, before continuing on.

Ok, now click on this link to read an article that may blow your mind a little bit. It's fascinating. I'm not saying I'm going to do what this article suggests, but it's definitely food for thought. (Or should I say "drink" for thought?)

Now, if that article put your off your guard a little bit, then realize what you might have experienced to a small degree is called "cognitive dissonance." It's the feeling that you get when you hold one belief in the face of evidence to the contrary, which evidence you also believe in simultaneously. (*Note to self: extra kudos for spelling 'simultaneously' correctly without having to check it.) Some people have a big problem with that. I don't. I find the whole idea of cognitive dissonance very interesting, and even necessary for developing a higher level of faith.

But if you want to blow your mind completely wide open, click on the link posted below. I'm warning you, however, that many of you are probably not ready to handle it. It's a large chunk of information coming at you all in one chunk. It may leave you lying awake at night, staring blankly at the ceiling. A small percentage of you may start to actually go insane. But it's extremely fascinating, especially for those of you who love history.

You're gonna need about 7 hours of time to listen to the podcast series available in this link. Get ready for some major cognitive dissonance. And consider yourself warned.

Friday, February 11, 2011

A Rewarding Experience

I like finding out that I have lots of free money coming to me. It makes my day.

And no, I have not filed my tax returns yet for this year. So there may be more free money coming in a while (although it is equally probable that my wife and I may owe a little bit in taxes -- it's hard to guage because this is the first year that we have earned any significant amount of income). My free money has come from a different, and unexpected, source.

I do my banking with a certain large bank. Let's just say that if the U.S. were to have a national bank, it might get confused with this bank. I've had a checking account there since I started college. In fact, I think my account is still considered a student checking account, even though I'm now almost 2 years out of law school. But I'm cool with no monthly fees, as well as a credit card with a decent limit.

I'm really responsible with my credit. I almost never carry a balance on my card, paying it off in full each month. I never even come close to hitting my credit limit, and I rarely get above 20% of it. And now it is finally paying off.

Apparently, I was automatically enrolled in some sort of free rewards program through my bank (which issues my credit card). For every dollar that got charged and paid off, I got one reward point. Although they have been sending me advertisements about their rewards program for the last couple of years, I usually ignored them because I assumed that they just wanted me to sign up for some service that was going to end up costing me $12.99 a month or something. Well, that ignorance actually ended up paying off.

I must have charged about $58 thousand worth of stuff to my account over the last few years. (Don't worry, I paid it all off on time, for the most part.) Which translates to 58 thousand points. That's a lot of freakin' points. I can trade them in for all sorts of free stuff. Gift cards, discounts, and even cash back. If you save up enough points (at least 25,000) the cash back rewards pay off at a rate of 1 dollar for every 100 points. Well, for those of you that haven't already done the math, I have over $500 coming to me. Cool beans. The check should arrive in a couple of weeks.

It's kind of nice to log on to your bank account, and suddenly realize that you have a decent chunk of unexpected income coming your way.

But now that I realize the rewards that I can get, I'm gonna start using my credit card more often. Since I never carry a balance, I am trying to figure out a way to get some of my regular fixed expenses paid through credit. For example, my wife and I are looking at moving into a new apartment in a few months, and we are hoping that we can get into one that allows us to pay our bill via card. Also, I'm going to see if there is a way to have my monthly student loan payment charged to my card. Since I currently pay these by check each month, there's no worries about carrying a balance. Think of the points I can rack up. I can probably get at least a couple hundred bucks in rewards per year.

This is totally gonna change my life.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

2011 Goals Update 1

Well, 2011 is about a month over by now, and I guess I should supply an update of how my new year's goals are coming along. If you recall, I listed 4 things I wanted to do this year in a previous blog post. So far, I have made a fair attempt at most of them.

Flexibility: I started out the new year by doing about 12 minutes of stretching each morning shortly after waking up. This went pretty well for about a week. I still do stretching, but not every day. There is a reason for this, which will be explained later when I discuss my other fitness goal(s).

Learning Farsi: Haven't really done much on this one. I found out that Rosetta Stone only takes Farsi up to a level 3, and not a level 5 as I had assumed. Which means that it won't be able to get me to a near fluency level. I have searched far and wide (through google) to find other self-teaching methods, but there is a general lack of them for the Persian language. I came across a link to a series of free internet lessons that looks quite promising, so I think I may work my way through that series by July 1, then contemplate purchasing whatever I can from Rosetta Stone.

Podcast: I have recorded my first podcast. It's about 40 minutes long. I want to record 4 or 5 more, then I will set up a separate blog and figure out how I want to host the recordings. I was fairly pleased with the first recording. It will discuss my mission experiences in Madrid Spain during '99 - '01. I will be giving more of a cultural/"lighter-side of" type narrative, instead of the typical spiritual experiences narrative that seems common with discussions of missionary experiences. It should be pretty good.

Fitness: I have been following the muscle-building routine in my new favorite self-help book, The 4-Hour Body, pretty much to a T. The chapter I have been working on is called "Gain 43 lbs. of muscle in 28 days." Three weeks in, and I haven't quite seen that much progress. However, I have put on about 12 lbs. of (what appears to be) additional muscle mass. My waist to hip ratio dropped from somewhere around .91 to .87, which is apparently not too shabby for an adult male. I plan to continue for another 3 weeks, then switch to a different routine. Erica is also doing some of the exercises in the book, namely the chapter that discusses how a woman can transform her body by doing 10 minutes of kettlebell swings for 3 days a week. After 2 weeks, we can definitely see a difference. I thinks she's actually starting to enjoy it too, despite her general disdain for vigorous physical exercise. So go us!

Part of my weight training routine also prescribes my diet. Not "diet" in the usual sense of the word, i.e. calorie restrictions and avoided foods. Rather, diet as a means to fuel my body. I have gone from getting an average of about 100 grams of protein per day, to over 150 grams per day. This is no small task. I eat almost a dozen eggs a week, a protein bar snack each afternoon, and copious amounts of cottage cheese, all in addition to my old diet. I also get to ignore any notions of "off-limits" foods, as I need about 3500 calories a day to sustain me. And guess what -- I'm not getting fat. It's kind of weird, in a way, as well as quite liberating. I know that I would have to change my ways if I were to go off of my weight lifting routine (which only has me going to the gym for a total of about 1 hour per week), but for right now my motto is: eat, eat, eat!

I also take a bunch of supplements, as well as drink over 1 gallon of water daily. Here are the pills I ingest along with my food:

Prior to Breakfast
Alpha-Lipoic Acid
Cissus Quadrangularis
Fish Oil Pills
Acidophilus (a probiotic)
Whey Protein powder (mixed in with a fruit smoothie)

Prior to Lunch
Alpha-Lipoic Acid
Cissus Quadrangularis

Prior to Dinner
Alpha-Lipoic Acid

Before Bed
Policosanol

I also take some L-Glutamine powder with some chocolate milk immediately after a workout. Don't worry, so far no side effects other than muscle gain.

I hope your new year's goals have been equally as fulfilling!